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A man walks into a bar....... The man goes to the bar, and takes a seat on a stool. He proceeds to ask the bartender for two shots of his special whiskey. Upon receiving the whiskey, he turns to the side, and tells the man sitting there,"" This is magic whiskey. If I drink it, I will not die."" So the man gives his fellow bar member a shot of whiskey, drinks his own, and walks out to the street. He jumps in front of a speeding car, and comes out unscathed. The other bar member, amazed, drinks hi

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Two men walk in to a cliff side bar. Around 10 pm, two men with brown and black hair walk in to a cliff side bar. The men sit beside each other, start hammering down drinks, and hit it off. After much laughing and joking the black haired man gets serious. He whispers to the other, "" you know, i heard the updraft on the side of this cliff is so strong, you can catch it in your coat and fly back to the bar.. I've always wanted to try it.."" The brown haired man laughes it off as a crazy idea, and

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Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street... ...They come across a ""World's most Beautiful Woman"" competition, so Snow White gives it a try. She comes back and tells the others, ""I've won first place!"" They keep walking and see a ""World's Strongest Man"" competition and Superman gives it a try. He comes back saying, ""I beat them all with ease."" As they look for something for Pinocchio to do, they come across a ""World's Best Liar"" competition. ""Oh this will be easy

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One day, a man takes his only child to a comic shop (warning: text wall approaching) The only child has one neighbor who lives across the street. They're an elderly couple. Nobody of his age that he would like. Unfortunately, the child is home-schooled, too, so he has no chance of making friends at school. The child's parents decide that they should get him into comics in hopes that he might realize that some of the greatest heroes didn't have friends as a child, either. The child, at the age of

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So there's this guy in a bar On the top floor of the Empire State Building. He says to the guy next to him, ""Did you know there's an updraft between this building and the next one that's so strong that if you jump off this building, it will swoop you back up and you'll land right back here on your feet?"" The guy said, ""No way, you're full of malarkey."" So the first guy says, ""I'll bet you $50!"" The second guy accepts the bet and the first guy leaps off the building. Sure as hell, about 30

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A man is sitting in the bar on the top floor of the Burj Khalifa.... ..when the guy next to him turns and says ""I bet you $1,000 it's so windy outside that I can jump out the window and come right back in."" The first man is intrigued and decides to take the bet. So the guy goes and opens the window, jumps out, and not two seconds later, to the first man's surprise, he comes right back in. The first man says ""That was a neat trick, but it's not a bet unless I can do it too!"" He then proceeds

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A Backbreaking Batman? The Movie. The story begins when Bane makes himself public to Gotham City on a news station (CNN). Bruce, snarly gets out of his chair and heads to the batcave within his minor residents. Then he suits up to confront this diabolical madman. Batman then felt a cold essential on his shoulder until BANE comes out from THE SHADOWS AND PLUMBLES the Batman Battaman! Batman: Ahh! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Brokeback Batman: The Movie. No seriously it's a Bane breaks Batman's back thing

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Superman is a mean drunk Superman was drunk tricked a guy into spilling his drink. ""You sure are a mean drunk,"" he thought to himself the next morning and promised himself he wouldn't do it again. The next time he got drunk, he made up a joke where he tricked people into jumping off a building. Even though he didn't actually do it, people realized he could, and thought he was a mean drunk. ""I'm Superman and I can trick people into jumping off buildings, not like that runt Clark. Superman Can,

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Joe was at a bar at the tallest building in the world... ...having a drink, when a very intoxicated man next to him started talking to him... ""Hey, did you know that the winds up here are so strong that if you jump out, they'll push you right back in?"" Joe responds ""no way!"" Drunk guy says "" yes way, here I'll show you"" And with that, he jumps out the window and sure enough, he's swept back into the bar. Joe is flabbergasted. The drunk guy goes ""here, I'll do it again"", and sure enough,

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