Superman is a mean drunk Superman was drunk tricked a guy into spilling his drink. ""You sure are a mean drunk,"" he thought to himself the next morning and promised himself he wouldn't do it again. The next time he got drunk, he made up a joke where he tricked people into jumping off a building. Even though he didn't actually do it, people realized he could, and thought he was a mean drunk. ""I'm Superman and I can trick people into jumping off buildings, not like that runt Clark. Superman Can, but Clark Can't."" Are you human? Take a simple test, try to post a joke. Only humans can post. Clark can, but Superman can't.