*Clark Kent takes his glasses off* Jimmy: "OMG, it's Superman!" *Clark puts his glasses back on* "OMG, Clark! You just missed Superman!"

I bet nobody noticed Superman flying around at first, so Clark just started pointing out every bird and plane until it caught on

Superman is a mean drunk Superman was drunk tricked a guy into spilling his drink. ""You sure are a mean drunk,"" he thought to himself the next morning and promised himself he wouldn't do it again. The next time he got drunk, he made up a joke where he tricked people into jumping off a building. Even though he didn't actually do it, people realized he could, and thought he was a mean drunk. ""I'm Superman and I can trick people into jumping off buildings, not like that runt Clark. Superman Can,…

Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him. After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.” “You don’t need to worry about that because,” Clark said as he took off his glasses, “I am Superman! Even if you didn’t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.” “Oh thank God!” said Lois. “ I can’t tell you what a wei…