superman isn't that special... anyone can stop a speeding bullet... once#Superman#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...#Superman#Roy Rogers#Animals#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp