Roy Rogers Jokes

Trigger warning! What's the difference between Roy Rogers and Phil Hartman? Trigger had nothing to do with Roy Rogers' death. Why didnt Roy bother giving trigger his last meal? Because he knew he would be stuffed.

Where did the phrase ""trigger warning"" come from? A long time ago, when Roy Rogers was away from Dale Evans for too long a time out on the range, he got mighty lonely ... and Trigger came to learn that when Roy's hand lingered on his haunches a little too lovingly, it was definitely a warning of things to come ..

Roy Rogers and the mountain lion Back in the 1950s, cowboy star Roy Rogers bought a brand new pair of expensive cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are notoriously stiff when they're new so Roy spent all morning oiling and working the leather to try to soften them up a bit. He then took them out onto the back porch to dry in the sunlight while he commenced with the rest of his chores around the ranch. Later that afternoon when Roy returned home he found that a mountain lion had snuck down out of the hill…

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse? He wanted a Trigger warning.

What do you call a black Roy Rogers. Leroy Rogers.

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!