Roy Rogers and the mountain lion Back in the 1950s, cowboy star Roy Rogers bought a brand new pair of expensive cowboy boots. Cowboy boots are notoriously stiff when they're new so Roy spent all morning oiling and working the leather to try to soften them up a bit. He then took them out onto the back porch to dry in the sunlight while he commenced with the rest of his chores around the ranch. Later that afternoon when Roy returned home he found that a mountain lion had snuck down out of the hill…

Financial planning Roy was a single guy, living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. ""I may look like just an ordinary man,"" he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inheri…

Roy Rodgers gets a beautiful pair of new leather boots. One day Roy Rodgers, the famous cowboy, purchases a beautiful pair of handmade italian leather boots. He wears them around for everyone to see, and come nighttime leaves them on his porch. The next day, he wakes up and goes outside, eager to show off his boots some more. However, when he checks on them, they're badly chewed up and scratched, all in all ruined. Roy declares ""I'm gonna find the varmint that did this!"" and rides off on his h…

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says ""You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."" So the farmer takes him home and says ""It's your first day so take it slow okay?"" The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond. The next mor…