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Roy Rodgers gets a beautiful pair of new leather boots. One day Roy Rodgers, the famous cowboy, purchases a beautiful pair of handmade italian leather boots. He wears them around for everyone to see, and come nighttime leaves them on his porch. The next day, he wakes up and goes outside, eager to show off his boots some more. However, when he checks on them, they're badly chewed up and scratched, all in all ruined. Roy declares ""I'm gonna find the varmint that did this!"" and rides off on his horse Trigger. Rogers finds the mountain lion responsible for ruining his boots, shoots it, and slings it over his saddle. He then rides back to his house, and is stopped by one of his farm hands, who asks *Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?*

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