Glen Jokes

Girl: I want bangs Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen

Even if you hate your job, the people you meet are some of the most important relationships you'll ever make... So thank you work! Without you, and the way you are I would have never met my new friends Mr. Morgan, Jack, Glen, that guy from Bombay, Grey, Mickey from shipping, and of course, Al. I would've never known how much I was like Al until I started working here. Al is now my boss. Mr. Al Coholic. Thanks shitty job!

Person X ""will go down in history"", I immediately think of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer....... And Jenny from school who would also go down in history..... class. Or so rumor had it. Well Glen said she did, but Glen was so full of it, even his eyes were brown.

The most contrived joke that I know A bloke called Roy was walking through the jungle when a tiger pounced on him and stole his brand new shoes. Distraught, Roy contacts the only person he can think of that can sort out this issue - famous big band conductor Glen Miller. Glen is hot on the case and finally bags a tiger that fits the description, but he's still unsure. So he approaches Roy, who is busy talking to a bunch of people. He tries to get Roy's attention but he can't so he is forced to p…

Husbands, dreams, and dragons Three ladies are sitting around, discussing their husbands. The first lady says, ""I once dreamt that I married a dragon. The very next day, I met Glen. I knew he was the one when I saw that he had three dragons tattooed on his arm."" The second responds, ""That's funny! I had a dream just like that and the next day, I met George. He turned out to have two dragons on his chest!"" The third pipes up, ""My dream was a little different and I decided to marry Ken when I…

Son of a beech? An oak and a maple were standing at the edge of a bluff gazing out over the vast expanse when they noticed a young sapling in the glen below. "Oh look," said the oak. "A young son of a beech." "Actually I think it's son of a birch," said the maple. They turned to a male woodpecker hammering away in a nearby box elder. "Hey Woody," the oak called out. "Would you mind flying down and checking out that young sapling in the glen? Maple here says it's a son of a birch but I thin…

Repost of true comment from r/AskReddit About 8 years old... My next door neighbour, Glen Hamilton, and I are playing in the street, and turned off the water to the only Asian house in the street. Don't know if it was 'cause we were racists, or it was just easiest to do, or what... Anyway, the owner caught us, and took us inside with the intent of calling our parents... So he has Glen and I lined up side by side, to get our names, he asks Glen first - "What is your name?" Glen tells him "Andrew…

A collection of humorous anecdotes from the world of education >TEACHER: Maria, please can you find North America on the map. > >MARIA: Here it is. > >TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? > >CLASS: Maria. ​ >TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? > >JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ​ >TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile'? > >GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L > >TEACHER: No, that's wrong. > >…

Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!" "Wait honey," Glen pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?" "Fine, let's hear your story," Donna replied. "Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing," explained Glen. "I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to ge…