Donna Jokes

My friend, Andy has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. They are box seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that the Super Bowl game is the same day as his wedding - - so he can't go. If you are interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Michael's Church. Her name is Donna and she will be the one in the white dress.

I'm having problems with my cat, He told me i was a prima-donna, which makes no sense. She became famous in the 80's and I was born in '93. I am most certainly post-Madonna.

This one works best if you tell it to a blonde. Hey Donna, how do you make a blond laugh her butt off twice in a row? Donna: I dunno, how? Tell her the same dumb joke twice in a row. . . Hey Donna, how do you make a blond laugh her butt off twice in a row? Duck, dodge, or RUN FAST cause she will try to kill you!

Two illiterate Italian fishermen are out one day. After fishing for awhile Marco says to Luigi hey Luigi, this is a really good spot. Maybe tomorrow we come back here catch alotta fish. But don't tell nobody where! We betta marka the spot! So Luigi says I'm a gonna marka the spot. later on the way home, Marco says dida you marka the spot like I tolla you? Luigi says Yes, I put a X inna the bottom ofa the boat! Marco says Estupidda! What iffa we donna getta the same boatta tomorrow?

Me ""Hey honey, I got hurt at work, Donna brought me to the hospital and the Doctors are trying to save my leg."" Her ""Who's Donna??""

Donna's husband Mike died suddenly one day. Donna was taking care of the funeral arrangements with the undertaker when she was asked how she wanted Mike's obituary to read. Donna asked the undertaker, ""How much does an obituary cost?"" The undertaker replied, ""One dollar per word."" Donna then said, ""I want the obituary to read - MIKE IS DEAD."" The under taker was an old fishing buddy of Mike's and he was a little disturbed by such a curt obituary, so he offered, ""I'll make you a special de…

Help Requested: A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. They are box seats plus airfares and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding - so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She will be the one in the white dress.

Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "That's it!" she shouted, "I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!" "Wait honey," Glen pleaded, "Can't you at least let me explain?" "Fine, let's hear your story," Donna replied. "Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing," explained Glen. "I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to ge…

Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno. How? Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row.