I'm having problems with my cat, He told me i was a prima-donna, which makes no sense. She became famous in the 80's and I was born in '93. I am most certainly post-Madonna.

This one works best if you tell it to a blonde. Hey Donna, how do you make a blond laugh her butt off twice in a row? Donna: I dunno, how? Tell her the same dumb joke twice in a row. . . Hey Donna, how do you make a blond laugh her butt off twice in a row? Duck, dodge, or RUN FAST cause she will try to kill you!

Luigi the Fisherman No one in this town could catch any fish except this one little old Italian man. The game warden asked Luigi how he did it. Luigi said, ""Comma down tomorrow...we go fish"" Once they got to the middle of the lake Luigi took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water He took out a net and started picking up the best ones. ""Luigi!"" said the game warden, ""You know that's illegal!"" ""I'm going …

Viral Chutkule in Hindi: हमेशा हंसते खिलखिलाते रहना सेहतमंद रहने की कुंजी है. टेंशन फ्री लाइफ और मानसिक तनाव दूर करने के लिए हंसना-मुस्कुराना बहुत जरूरी है. तो आइए फिर देर किस बात की, मजेदार चुटकुलों के साथ शुरू करते हैं ये हंसने हंसाने का सिलसिला.1) डॉक्टर:  तुम्हारी एक किडनी फेल हो गई है.सोनू: पहले तो बहुत रोया, फिर आसू पोंछकर बोलासाहब ये भी बता दीजिए कि कितने नंबर से फेल हुई है...?2) महिला: सही रेट लगाओ भईया... हम हमेशा इसी दुकान से सामान लेते हैं...दुकानदार: भगवान से डरो बहनजी, हमारी दुकान क…