This one works best if you tell it to a blonde. Hey Donna, how do you make a blond laugh her butt off twice in a row? Donna: I dunno, how? Tell her the same dumb joke twice in a row. . . Hey Donna, how do you make a blond laugh her butt off twice in a row? Duck, dodge, or RUN FAST cause she will try to kill you!

[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper

I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'

"BUT WE'RE DATING!" the blonde screams, "I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND." "You were" Hefner chuckles. "Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."