Even if you hate your job, the people you meet are some of the most important relationships you'll ever make... So thank you work! Without you, and the way you are I would have never met my new friends Mr. Morgan, Jack, Glen, that guy from Bombay, Grey, Mickey from shipping, and of course, Al. I would've never known how much I was like Al until I started working here. Al is now my boss. Mr. Al Coholic. Thanks shitty job!

Person X ""will go down in history"", I immediately think of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer....... And Jenny from school who would also go down in history..... class. Or so rumor had it. Well Glen said she did, but Glen was so full of it, even his eyes were brown.

The most contrived joke that I know A bloke called Roy was walking through the jungle when a tiger pounced on him and stole his brand new shoes. Distraught, Roy contacts the only person he can think of that can sort out this issue - famous big band conductor Glen Miller. Glen is hot on the case and finally bags a tiger that fits the description, but he's still unsure. So he approaches Roy, who is busy talking to a bunch of people. He tries to get Roy's attention but he can't so he is forced to p…

Husbands, dreams, and dragons Three ladies are sitting around, discussing their husbands. The first lady says, ""I once dreamt that I married a dragon. The very next day, I met Glen. I knew he was the one when I saw that he had three dragons tattooed on his arm."" The second responds, ""That's funny! I had a dream just like that and the next day, I met George. He turned out to have two dragons on his chest!"" The third pipes up, ""My dream was a little different and I decided to marry Ken when I…