Rogers Jokes

Roger the Living Head [Story Joke] So there's this newly married couple, and they love each other quite a bit. So they decide they're going to have a child. Nine months goes by and it's time for the child to be delivered, but when the doctors pull the baby out, it is only a head. It's still crying and healthy, but it has no body besides its head. The doctors are amazed, but the parents are heartbroken. They decide that they are going to name the baby Roger after his father's father, and that the…

Help! Please explain this silly kids joke to me... This joke has been bugging me on and off for around 30-years. I read it in some kind of '1000 jokes for kids' type book - probably written around 1985'ish. The joke is pretty stupid - and i'm reasonably sure it would still be pretty stupid if I actually understood it - however for some unexplained reason i just never forgot about it, and it has remained stuck in my head. If somebody could please just explain the joke to me, then i believe i coul…

Trigger warning! What's the difference between Roy Rogers and Phil Hartman? Trigger had nothing to do with Roy Rogers' death. Why didnt Roy bother giving trigger his last meal? Because he knew he would be stuffed.

Roy Rodgers gets a beautiful pair of new leather boots. One day Roy Rodgers, the famous cowboy, purchases a beautiful pair of handmade italian leather boots. He wears them around for everyone to see, and come nighttime leaves them on his porch. The next day, he wakes up and goes outside, eager to show off his boots some more. However, when he checks on them, they're badly chewed up and scratched, all in all ruined. Roy declares ""I'm gonna find the varmint that did this!"" and rides off on his h…