Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan.

Superman was bored to death at his home one evening so he decides to pay batman a visit. So he flies into the batcave to invite Batman to a night on the town. ""Can't go tonight , Robin wrecked the batmobile and I've got to work on it"". Later he checks in on Spiderman. Sorry can't make it I'm broke this weekend He says. Feeling frustrated Superman flies around Metropolis when he spots Wonderwoman sunbathing on her rooftop. Superman see this and thinks ""with my super speed I can fly down there …

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building.