Spiderman Jokes

Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building.

Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.

can we have one night where you don't act like spiderman "ok" [hour later a bird/panther type thing steals wife's purse] "don't look at me"

MAN!! My boss is always all "Blah blah blah!", "You're late!", and "Get me more pictures of Spiderman!!"

origin stories: spiderman: bitten by spider green hornet: bitten by green hornet gambit: bitten by a gam magneto: bitten by magnetic toe

what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden

I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman.

1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider

BATMAN: I am the guardian of the night SPIDERMAN: With great power comes great responsibility CATWOMAN: Guys, help, I'm stuck in a tree

Shouldn't Spiderman have 4 more legs?

Hollywood hasn't remade Spiderman in a couple weeks. I hope they're okay.

*phone rings Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello how are you today? Me to son: Come here baby, SpiderMan is on the phone!

9: Mom! Where's my Spiderman costume? I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why?" 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider

Marvel's latest movie franchise follows an aging Peter Parker as he swaps crimefighting for medical studies in Spiderman: WebMD

When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman.

Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders.

Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan.

Every generation just wants their kids to have a better "Spiderman" reboot than they did.

Glad I'm not Spiderman cause I'd probably just make lots of web hammocks and take lots of naps.

I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom

I want a SPIDERMAN GO app where I have to get pictures of spiderman for a furious j jonah jameson

Apparently my 6yo old son went to school with a Spiderman costume under his clothes. The students of Edison Elementary are safe today.

The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body

The scene in Spiderman (2002) where Peter Parker catches Mary Jane's tray in the school cafeteria does not have any CGI. The whole thing was actually done by Tobey Maguire himself. It took him 156 takes to get it perfectly. How many takes did it take to catch Gwen Stacey? just one, after that she sorta...snapped?