*phone rings Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello how are you today? Me to son: Come here baby, SpiderMan is on the phone!

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer? Because they heard he's a web developer

"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever

You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone.