"Girl, your rhinestone encrusted flip phone tricked me into thinking you were a princess!" - No one ever

As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

[first date] HIM: Can I call you sometime? HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone

When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me.