Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.

MAN!! My boss is always all "Blah blah blah!", "You're late!", and "Get me more pictures of Spiderman!!"

what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden

I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman.