Spiderman Jokes

I've nicknamed my grandad Spiderman. He doesn't have any superpowers, he just can't climb out of the bath.

A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman.

What does Spiderman like to get high on? Mary Jane

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer? Because they heard he's a web developer

What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane

Identify a superhero: You see him flying: Superman If you see him climbing: Spiderman If you see him swimming: Aquaman If you see him exploding: Musulman

Spiderman agrees on a one-night stand with a hot blonde Once they got a room, he proceeds to remove his costume revealing his pecker. Seeing it, the Blonde responds.. :""Hmmm..wait a minute..are you sure you're not Ant Man?""

Just watched the amazing Spiderman 2, thought of this. I thought Spiderman was going to kick the crap out of electro, but it turns out he's black and blue to start with.

[oc] Halloween. Three boys knock on the door of an old lady. They are in single file and stand there silently. She says to the first boy ""Well? It is Halloween right? When you come to the door what do you say??"". The boys start to chuckle as Spiderman mumbled ""trick or treat?"". He takes his candy in silence as the woman asks ""now what do you say?"". The boys laugh a little harder as the boy mutters a thank you. When the vampire approaches silently she becomes irritated. ""You clearly heard …

Superman was bored to death at his home one evening so he decides to pay batman a visit. So he flies into the batcave to invite Batman to a night on the town. ""Can't go tonight , Robin wrecked the batmobile and I've got to work on it"". Later he checks in on Spiderman. Sorry can't make it I'm broke this weekend He says. Feeling frustrated Superman flies around Metropolis when he spots Wonderwoman sunbathing on her rooftop. Superman see this and thinks ""with my super speed I can fly down there …

Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web.

Im half Batman and half Spiderman No money and no powers

What was that Spiderman quote again? With great reflexes

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers? Because a black widow has no husband.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice? It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What is the one thing Spiderman can't eat? Uncle Bens rice.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime? Web Development.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ? . . . No Racism please !

What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Do you whats amazing? Spiderman

What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons

What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour.

what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?