Mary Jane Jokes

"You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep." -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow

People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig.

What does Spiderman like to get high on? Mary Jane

What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane

Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt. ""No,"" He says looking out the window at the skyline. ""That's not the Mary Jane I need.""

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin? Her mother leaves.

Spidy nonsense Sometimes I feel like spider man. Once I had Gwen Stacy, now I just have Mary Jane.

I know a lesbian... She really likes Mary Jane.

Mary Jane One night Mary Jane was walking down a dark alley when a strange man appeared and started ripping her clothes off. Mary Jane laughed and laughed though, because she knew her clothes wouldn't fit him.

Best Mary Jane joke you know?,"Mary Jane was climbing the flagpole at recess. Her teacher was yelling at her, saying, ""Mary Jane! You get down right now! If you don't get down everyone will see your underwear!"" And Mary Jane just laughed and laughed......... ......because she knew she wasn't wearing any underwear!

What do you call a second hand gold necklace? Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man.

Why was the web server down? Mary Jane dumped him.

Best Mary Jane joke you know? Mary Jane was climbing the flagpole at recess. Her teacher was yelling at her, saying, "Mary Jane! You get down right now! If you don't get down, everyone will see your underwear!" And Mary Jane just laughed and laughed......... ......because she knew she wasn't wearing any underwear!