"You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep." -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow

People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig.

What does Spiderman like to get high on? Mary Jane

What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane