Superman was bored to death at his home one evening so he decides to pay batman a visit. So he flies into the batcave to invite Batman to a night on the town. ""Can't go tonight , Robin wrecked the batmobile and I've got to work on it"". Later he checks in on Spiderman. Sorry can't make it I'm broke this weekend He says. Feeling frustrated Superman flies around Metropolis when he spots Wonderwoman sunbathing on her rooftop. Superman see this and thinks ""with my super speed I can fly down there and get me a piece of that fine booty and be out of there before she realizes what hit her. So Superman swoops down at the speed of light, wind gushes, stuff goes everywhere, Wonderwoman sits up and gasps, ""What the hell was that!!!!!"". Invisible man screams out "" I don't know, but my asshloe is burning like hell all of the sudden!!!!""