Two guys on a rooftop bar got into an argument. Guy 1 wanted to bet the 2nd guy a thousand bucks that he could jump off the building and be blown up by the array of giant air conditioners just below the ledge. Guy 2 was telling him he was insane and would surely kill himself. Guy 1 insisted, giving the second guy 10:1 odds on the bet. Guy 2 shrugged and said, “Okay, you’re on. Your funeral!” With a quick handshake to seal the bet, guy 1 leaped from the building and slowed as he approached the giant air conditioners only to be accelerated back up to the ledge where he landed deftly. Guy 2 was in shock. “There’s no way!” he exclaimed. Guy 1 gestured to the ledge, “See for yourself. If you can land back on the ledge as smooth as I did we’ll call the bet off, otherwise you owe me double.” Guy 2 mustered all his drunken courage and went for it. He passed right by the air conditioners and plummeted to an early demise. Bartender looked over at guy 1, sighed, and said, “Damnit. Superman, you’re one hell of a mean drunk.”