A Scotsman, Englishman, and an American...[#2] Are playing darts in a bar. Along with them is a priest, who is keeping score, and a nun, who is spectating. Before each turn, they are to take a shot of rum. The first one to go is the Scottsman. He takes his shot, and then throws his darts. The priest calls out, ""10, 14, 8"". Next up is the Englishman. After drinking his rum, he goes up and takes his turn. The priest calls out, ""16, 4, 3"". Now is the American's turn. He walks up to the bar, does his shot, and gets ready to throw. Although he is pretty drunk, he throws his dart. The priest calls out, ""12, 20, and one dead nun!"".