God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die

To be part of the clan... A man is looking for a radical life change. After considerable thought, he decides to move to the freezing regions of Alaska, to live with the Eskimos. He leaves soon afterwards. He really enjoys his time there. He seems to be getting along with everyone, and has learned to adapt to the harsh climate. And though he's friendly with everyone, he isn't ever considered their equals. This eats at him for a while. He decides he must earn the eskimo's respect if he is to survi…

A Scotsman, Englishman, and an American...[#2] Are playing darts in a bar. Along with them is a priest, who is keeping score, and a nun, who is spectating. Before each turn, they are to take a shot of rum. The first one to go is the Scottsman. He takes his shot, and then throws his darts. The priest calls out, ""10, 14, 8"". Next up is the Englishman. After drinking his rum, he goes up and takes his turn. The priest calls out, ""16, 4, 3"". Now is the American's turn. He walks up to the bar, doe…

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, 'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.' The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business…