To be part of the clan... A man is looking for a radical life change. After considerable thought, he decides to move to the freezing regions of Alaska, to live with the Eskimos. He leaves soon afterwards. He really enjoys his time there. He seems to be getting along with everyone, and has learned to adapt to the harsh climate. And though he's friendly with everyone, he isn't ever considered their equals. This eats at him for a while. He decides he must earn the eskimo's respect if he is to survive around here. So one day he approaches a group of Eskimo males, and asks them, ""What do I need to do to be treated as one of your equals?"" The eskimos look at him for a minute, and then one steps up and says, ""To be considered an eskimo, you must pass three tests. First, you must drink an entire bottle of Eskimo whiskey. Second, you must single handedly kill a polar bear. And Finally, you must make sweet love to an Eskimo woman."" Up to the challenge the man grabs a bottle of Eskimo whiskey and chugs it quickly. once finished, he runs off into the distance, ready for his next challenge. No one sees him for two days. assuming he's dead, everyone prepares to say a prayer in his name. Right before this happens, the mans figure appears in the distance. As he gets closer, everyone can see he's in pretty bad shape. he's limping, has blood all over his clothes, and several slashes and lacerations on his body. When he finally arrives, he looks around at everyone, panting heavily, and says, ""OK, now wheres that woman I gotta kill?""