Jason came home from the pub late one Friday evening... ... stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave his wife a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. ""Who the hell are you?"" Demanded Jason, ""and what are you doing in my bedroom?"". The mysterious Man answered ""This isn't your bedroom and I'm St. Peter"". Jason was stunned ""You mean I'…