Princess Diana Jokes

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver.

What's the difference?? What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana? At midnight Cinderella's car didn't turn into a wall.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? A: Conservation of momentum. _____ *Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.*

How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox.

I told my 7 year old daughter that there are real princesses... My 7 year old made a comment along the lines of ""I wish princesses were real"" and I replied that they are, they're just not what you think of when you watch fairy-tales and Disney shows. She didn't believe me so I started to look some up on my phone and came across Diana....the following dialogue is verbatim Daughter - ""Oh she's pretty, who's she?"" Me - ""That's Princess Diana, she died in a car wreck years ago though"" Daughter…

Princess Diana and Mother Theresa are in Heaven when Mother Theresa notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than she does. She asks God, ""Why does the Princess Diana get a bigger halo than me, she was a great person but I helped so many more people. I should at least have the same size halo as her"" God replies, ""That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel""

What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises*** PS: I don't know how to spell that out.

There's a theory that Princess Diana had dandruff. They found her head and shoulders in the dashboard.

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike? Their last big hit was The Wall.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana? Because he was in a wheelchair.

Princess Diana goes to heaven... Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim

How do they know Princess Diana had dandruff? Because they found her Head n' Shoulders in the glove box.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall.

The princess drink A man gets a promotion one day at work and decides to celebrate with his wife later on. They decide to go to a fancy restaurant they had never been to before. They get seated and are shown the drinks menu. The waiter says to them ""we are known for our drinks that we name after celebrities, such as the Emma Watson, a perfectly mixed well balanced drink, or the Charlie Sheen, made with perfection and tiger blood"" as they are speaking, a waiter walks in with a bottle of vodka, …

Did you hear about Princess Diana on the radio? and the windshield.. and the dashboard....

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live? All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The Wall was their last big hit. (ripped off a dark jokes thread a while back)

Princess Diana beat her children Did you know that Princess Di beat her children? It was a sad secret that her kids carried with them until after her death. Then one day, Prince Charles noticed that Prince William was especially withdrawn and not at all acting like himself. Prince Charles asked William what was wrong and William replied: ""Diabetes.""

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio?!?! and the steering wheel, the dashboard, the windshield....

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

Princess Diana died of dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their biggest hits were the wall.