My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them.#Charlie Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Instead of dropping Charlie Sheen, shouldn't Hanes keep him on to promote their Wife-beater Tees?#Charlie Sheen#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm at Mel Gibson drunk right now.#Charlie Sheen#Mel Gibson#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun.#Charlie Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up.#Mel Gibson#Randy#Charlie Sheen#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke.#Charlie Sheen#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I await the announcement that Trump's running mate will be Charlie Sheen.#Charlie Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse... You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen.#Charlie Sheen#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos.#Charlie Sheen#Lindsay Lohan#Tv#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... And orders a drink or two. Or three. Or four. And then gets into a barfight.#Charlie Sheen#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Studies show that one in two and a half men are HIV Positive You can thank Charlie Sheen for that#Charlie Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I dont know if anyone else remember this joke - How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen consume? - Enough to kill two and a half men.#Charlie Sheen0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things#Charlie Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!#Charlie Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Charlie Sheen get HIV? By injecting tiger blood#Charlie Sheen#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
So much negative, Wars, terrorism, climate disruption, political corruption.......Kardashians........ At least Charlie Sheen is positive.#Charlie Sheen0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
With all the negative news lately ...about the Paris attacks, ISIS and the Syrians taking over the world there is one thing that is positive and that's Charlie Sheen.#Charlie Sheen#Paris0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive.#Charlie Sheen0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen#Charlie Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
With all of this negativity in the media At least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.#Charlie Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Charlie Sheen recently came out of the clinic That's what happens when you share tigers with Siegfried and Roy#Charlie Sheen#Siegfried#Roy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Several years ago, Charlie Sheen said ""I'm Winning"" ...even now he's still remaining positive!#Charlie Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV? He blew a Piston in his car.#Charlie Sheen#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The news about Charlie Sheen having HIV is the only positive thing I have been reading in my Facebook timeline all week. No pun intended.#Charlie Sheen#Facebook0🔗 ShareWhatsApp