Charlie Sheen Jokes

So Charlie Sheen is HIV Positive... Looks like all the tiger blood was tainted.

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Tigers blood gave Charlie Sheen HIV

Charlie Sheen hates..... Parisians even more than the IS does.

Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?

Guys, I know Charlie Sheen isn't winning right now. But at least he's positive.

Charlie Sheen lied.. He told us he had tiger blood. It seems as though he had Magic's blood.

TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after doing Two and a Half Men.

With all the negativity world-wide lately, it's nice to see Charlie Sheen has announced something positive

Did you hear Charlie Sheen has HIV? He thinks he got it after sleeping with two and a half men.

Charlie Sheen is HIV positive It seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood.

You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells

What do Floyd Mayweather, Ray Rice, Chris Brown, and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are all black men who beat women! Before you have time to think and say ""wait, Charlie Sheen isn't black"". First of all, I hate you for trying to ruin my joke. Secondly, Charlie Sheen is an honorary black man. Not only does he beat women and smoke crack like the best of em, he also called his wife a ""nigger"" with a very hard 'R' and no one called him racist!

The princess drink A man gets a promotion one day at work and decides to celebrate with his wife later on. They decide to go to a fancy restaurant they had never been to before. They get seated and are shown the drinks menu. The waiter says to them ""we are known for our drinks that we name after celebrities, such as the Emma Watson, a perfectly mixed well balanced drink, or the Charlie Sheen, made with perfection and tiger blood"" as they are speaking, a waiter walks in with a bottle of vodka, …

How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed? Two and a half minutes.

Some cocaine addicts get very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen

Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?

If I have HIV I hope I find out from a Doctor, like Charlie Sheen did And not from the TV, like his ex girlfriends did.

What do Magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen and roughly 250,000 children in Africa have in common? A continuing chance to create a better tomorrow. You **sick** bastards.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? Enough to kill two and a half men.

BREAKING NEWS from the courtroom! Amber Heard confesses to having a child with Charlie Sheen. The child went to live with his father and took his name. Both parents agreed the child should be sheen and not heard.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill two and a half men

What do Magic Johnson Charlie Sheen and roughly 250