Chris Brown Jokes

I make my children listen to people like Pink Floyd and Bob Marley so they learn the difference between Chris Brown and music.

Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal).

THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!

Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?

I nominate Chris Brown to dump a bucket of boiling hot water on himself & to raise awareness for domestic violence.

After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology.

The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown.

Rihanna's restraining order against Chris Brown says he cannot "harass or annoy" her. I want one of those against everyone ever.

PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves.

Chris Brown said he's done making music. That's funny. I didn't even know he started.

What do you say if Chris Brown is your blackjack dealer and you need another card?

That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says "I'd hit that."

Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back.

It's Women's History Month.. I wonder if Chris Brown is going to hit on the subject.

Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time.

So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on

If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits

With all this beef going around about Chris Brown and Soulja boy fighting, one things clear This isn't going to be the first time Chris Brown hits a bitch

Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.

The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm... He put too many beats in a measure

I heard Chris Brown was starting a new radio station... It will be nothing but hit after hit.

What kind of headphones did Chris Brown get Rihanna for her birthday? Beats

So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that""

Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown.