Chris Brown Jokes

I don't buy my fruit from Chris Brown... because it's always bruised!

What do Floyd Mayweather, Ray Rice, Chris Brown, and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are all black men who beat women! Before you have time to think and say ""wait, Charlie Sheen isn't black"". First of all, I hate you for trying to ruin my joke. Secondly, Charlie Sheen is an honorary black man. Not only does he beat women and smoke crack like the best of em, he also called his wife a ""nigger"" with a very hard 'R' and no one called him racist!

Why didn't Chris Brown make any headphones? He definitely knows how to make a good beat. I will show myself out.

Dr. Dre is coming out with celebrity themed Beats headsets. The first one is Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, it is black and blue colored.

Roses are red... Roses are red, violets are blue, on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how hard did he hit you? ***I am not for domestic abuse or find it a laughing matter but my future wife just told me this while we were brushing our teeth.***

I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders. ""Beats me!""

Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold.

Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white"".

Rhianna How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown? White and gold.

Depending on who you are determines what colors you see the dress as. Chris Brown sees it as black and blue.

They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run.

what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use? Black and Decker.

New headphones model about to hit stores. Its called beats by Chris Brown.

Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her. Edit: unnecessary words

Did you guys hear about the new Ray Lewis action figure? Batteries included. If it makes you feel any better I made the joke up a few months ago and it was a Chris Brown joke, but with Rice being topical and all.

These Hoes Ain't Royals, said Chris Brown, pointing at Lorde and her friends.

What's brown and sticky? Chris Brown after each prison stay.

Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me

I don't know what to do with these pop-culture jokes now that they are considered to be ""unfashionable"" Why is Justin Bieber's face always red after he talks to a woman? The pepper spray usually hits him right between the eyes. _________ What is red and orange and looks good on Justin Bieber? Fire. ____________ Chris Brown takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, ""Show me that it's true what they say about black rappers!"" So he beats and chokes her, steals her purse, and posts pictures …

Chris Brown only listens to his music.. on his Beats by Dre

So I said to Rhianna, ""what is it Chris Brown does that 's so attractive?"", and she said,... ""Beats me!"".

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? How was your date with Chris Brown.

Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks.

I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line