Justin Jokes

Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.

Justin Bieber's career died for your sins.

In my house there are 5 females, 9423 pony tail holders, 49 bottles of nail polish, 8 justin bieber posters & 1 very patient, worn down man.

Justin Bieber breaks up with Selena Gomez... the same week Black Ops 2 comes out? Good call Justin.

[24hr news channel] news just in.. *director repeats himself into headset* news justin *justin just sits there* READ THE NEWS JUSTIN

Don't cut yourselves 'cause Justin smokes pot, Beliebers. Cut yourselves 'cause you listen to Justin Bieber. (And aim for a major artery.)

WARNING: If you see posts offering free clips of Justin Bieber's new album, DO NOT CLICK. They link to free clips of Bieber's new album.

Justin has his Beliebers. 1D have their Directioners. If I ever had fans/stalkers I'd call them Tomaskateers.

I put a Justin Bieber's song as my alarm tone and it works wonders cuz I wake up before it goes off so I don't have to listen to that shit.

Cops are raiding Justin Bieber's house looking for eggs. Seriously. Eggs. I can't make this shit up. This is why other countries hate us.

to discover what's going on with justin bieber we caught up with his manager scooter braun, who is named after two different types of razors

A Chicago High School played Justin Bieber's "Baby" between classes and students had to pay to stop it - They earned $1,000 in 3 days.

BREAKING NEWS: Sad story, Justin Bieber's body has been found ALIVE in his NYC apartment. A moment of silence please for The Music Industry.

Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?

If you receive an e-mail that says: ''FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS'' Don't open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets.

Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song? Take me to Christian Bell.

Donald trump wins miley cyrus said she would leave the country. I'll vote for him if u throw in Justin bieber too. Good way to secure the presidency

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.

Seth MacFarlane is eating at a restaurant with Justin Bieber and James Franco... The restaurant is known for it's hamburgers so they each order one cooked rare. When the food comes the the burgers are gigantic and comes with a mound of fries and a pickle. Justin is on a strict low carb diet so when he gets his food he removes the meat from the burger and sets the buns aside on a separate plate. James is not really a fan of pickles so he tosses his pickle on the plate as well. Seth MacFarlane ann…

To all the haters Justin bieber saved my life! Dear JB HATERs, I owe my life to Justin. On March 9th 2009 I was in a Coma for 6 months after a terrible Car Crash. I could barely move both of my legs because they were broken. One day my nurse turned the radio on in 99.1 and it happened to be a Justin Bieber Song.. So I got UP and turned the Radio OFF.

Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia? Crimea River

Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO""

Justin Biebers music saved my life I was in a coma after a bad car accident and the nurse decided to start playing some Justin bieber... I woke up and turned that shit off.