Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent.

Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants

Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people.

In America she's called "Miley" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called "What America would be like if it were a person".