A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums.

Donald Trump is basically the villain in every anime so I assume he'll be defeated by a 13-year-old boy in short pants

Donald Trump is like the "Scream" movies in that he blurs the line between comedy and horror.

Don't worry, Donald Trump will declare bankruptcy and start a new country.