Justin Bieber breaks up with Selena Gomez... the same week Black Ops 2 comes out? Good call Justin.

Don't cut yourselves 'cause Justin smokes pot, Beliebers. Cut yourselves 'cause you listen to Justin Bieber. (And aim for a major artery.)

Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?

Seth MacFarlane is eating at a restaurant with Justin Bieber and James Franco... The restaurant is known for it's hamburgers so they each order one cooked rare. When the food comes the the burgers are gigantic and comes with a mound of fries and a pickle. Justin is on a strict low carb diet so when he gets his food he removes the meat from the burger and sets the buns aside on a separate plate. James is not really a fan of pickles so he tosses his pickle on the plate as well. Seth MacFarlane ann…