Chris Brown Jokes

What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me.

Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied:

I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good

How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?,"Nothing Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that.

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships? He wanted 2 hit singles

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears

What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me

What did Rihanna say when asked why she was still with Chris Brown? She shrugged and said "Beats me!"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play? Beater

Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.