Chris Brown Jokes

Can we start a Rihanna joke thread? Or did Chris Brown beat her to the punch?

[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse.

Before Chris Brown did a concert with them, they were just known as ""The Peas"". And now they are The ......... Peas

Chris Brown was the director of what film? Sucker Punch

Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears.

Say what you will about Chris Brown He produces hit after hit.

I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I guess she's not a one-hit wonder.

The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch.

I always get worried when I hear Chris Brown has a new hit out. I bet it's an uppercut

So Chris Brown and Rihanna are now Engaged and they have a song together called ""Ain't nobody's business."" Well, I just wrote my own song called, ""Ain't Nobody Cares!""

Before Chris Brown did a concert with them,,, they were just known as ""The Peas"".

Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time""

Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. Except Chris Brown.

So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it.

Nothing beats a beautiful woman. Except Chris Brown

I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna.

Rihanna was asked; "why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?" She replied: "Beats the hell outta me" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys

If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and Chris Brown formed a band, what would its name be? The Heavy Hitters.

How did Rhianna find out that Chris Brown was cheating? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

What does Chris Brown call a group of his ex-girlfriends? The punch line

Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice! Except Chris Brown

Nothing beats a pretty girl with a beautiful singing voice except for Chris Brown

How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found the other girls lipstick on his knuckles.

Nothing beats a girl with a beautiful singing voice... Except Chris Brown.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.