Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied:

My ex gf came from the land down under, no not Australia, Hell.

Guy in USA:(phone) you ready? Guy in Australia: (phone) hell yeah Both:123 *each drop a piece of bread onto ground* Both: EARTH SANDWICH!

Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time.