I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal.""

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.

It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?

Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.