What do Magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen and roughly 250,000 children in Africa have in common? A continuing chance to create a better tomorrow. You **sick** bastards.

[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one

My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them.

Why are we not injecting ourselves with Magic Johnson blood?!