The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Johnson 9. Heavy Bosum 10. Merry Cherry At the Post: They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosum is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot. At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson i…

So me and my friend got a summer job... My friend and I got a summer job at a construction company. On our first day we were told to go to a nearby apartment building that was still under construction, to place some windows on the 28th floor. About an hour in, our colleague trips and suddenly falls out of the window. Dead as a doornail, the poor man. ""Oh no!"" said my friend, ""What now?"" ""I don't know, I guess we'll have to tell his wife about his death."" ""Well, I know for sure that I woul…

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: ""When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."" Wife: ""No I can't marry anyone after you."" Johnson: ""But I want you to."" Wife: ""But why?"" Johnson: ""Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!""

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