Africa Jokes

My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :(

All I said was, Even those starving kids in Africa wouldn't eat your cooking and my wifes foot became Mayor of my ass on Foursquare.

Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.

There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

Ate way too much..I'm gonna go to Africa and throw up everything I just ate for all the starving children..yes I do have a generous side.

Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day.

Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny.

I could've built a school in Africa with the amount of time I've spent uncapitalizing letters in texts to seem cool.

There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going.

If Europe uses euros shouldn't Africa use Afros?

I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something.

If the new Instagram logo makes you upset, wait until you hear about child soldiers in central Africa.

Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much.

When I get depressed about an underperforming tweet, I think about starving kids in Africa & how lucky they are to never experience my pain.

I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa.

I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!

look son... rome wasnt built in Ade!! rome was built in I-TA-LY. do u even kno where Ade is?! A-FRI-CA. AFRICA. how r u goimg to pass school

Say what you like about us Arabs, but at least we don't go to Africa and start naming lions 'Ahmad' and 'Hassan'.

I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.

ANIMALS IT'S OK TO KILL IN AFRICA 1. Mosquitoes 2. Terminally ill zebra who signed a DNR 3. The Nazi monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark

Hi Africa, it's America. A guy over here just ate 69 hotdogs in 10 minutes! How's everything going with you?

I hope no one tells the kids in Africa we have forums on our computers where we can just complain about stuff.

The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings.

Does anyone have the address for starving kids in Africa? Our daughter doesn't want her waffle fries.

Plot Twist: Africa adopts Angelina Jolie