Africa Jokes

A white man a black man and a Mexican man A white man a Mexican and a black man are walking down a bench abd they stumble upon a lamp they grab it and rub it and a genie pops out the genie says ""For freeing me from a thousand years of imprisonment I shall great each of you one wish"". The genie walks up to the black man and says ""What's you're one wish?"" The black man says ""I wish all of my African brothers and sisters in America to be safe happy and free in Africa!"" Poof,all the blacks in …

My favorite Robin Williams joke U2 is playing a concert in Scotland, and as a hush comes over the crowd, Bono starts clapping his hands above his head very slowly. As he claps, he tells the crowd, ""Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."" And a man stands up in the back of the room, and shouts ""Then stop clappin' your hands!"" Thanks, Robin.

A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Cuz there's too many cheetahs.

[NSFW] Rumours started that the devil has been spotted in a hidden cave somewhere in Africa... ...The interest in these rumours rose and attracted the attention of USA, China and Russia. They sent their best spies to investigate the case. Months passed until they found the secret entrance to the cave. Surprisingly, the devil was expecting them. He acted as he admired their courage to face him and since they had no weapons at that time he gave them the chance to return tomorrow with the best they…

Trying to prank an office worker, need help! So we are continually pranking an office worker with Toto's ""Africa"". We have emailed him documents, fake links (a la Rick Rolling), and even mailed and attached pictures from the You Tube video. What other good ways can we get him with it?

A black guy walks into a bar... A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and takes a stool. The bartender comes over and puts a cup of peanuts in front of the silent man, and goes to the other end of the bar to help another customer. While he's at the other end, he notices the black guy take a peanut out of the cup and toss it into the air. The parrot catches the peanut in his beak. A few moments later, the black guy grabs another peanut and tosses it even higher in the air, an…

5k mud runners I hate people that brag about paying $ to run a 5k race in mud. Big deal cause in Africa, that's called Wednesday.

A black man with a parrot walks into a bar... A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Hey, where'd you get that thing?"" The parrot responds ""Africa, there's millions of em!""

Map jokes How do you get around in Italy? You Rome. Why does everyone love Thailand? They Bangkok. I Congo to Africa, Kenya? Why do the French take there time? They hate to Russia What's the unhappiest state? Misery Who are the unhappiest Europeans? The Hungary ones. Why are the so many Subway's in India? Because it's the New Delhi capitol of the world. Why does Russia have so many Latino immigrants. Because they have Mas Cow. Where can you eat of the floor. Where they Florence. FEEL FREE TO ADD…

Who am I? * My father's name is Joseph. * I have done many things to make my father happy. * I am well known throughout the entire world and I am a common household name. * There is a walk I am very famous for. * Although I have siblings, many people are not familiar with them. * I am regarded by many people around the world as a king. * I have been accused of crimes that were not mine. * I have suffered scars due to the actions of others. * A woman named Mary loved me years before my death. * I…

Three missionaries venture into darkest Africa,... ...to try to bring religion to the primitive savages living there. After trekking for days through dense snake-infested jungle, they find a tribe that is rumoured to have some very strange,...and very bizarre customs. As the missionaries enter the village, they are immediately, captured and tied up. Almost immediately once they are captured and tied up...it begins: The beating of drums and chanting. This goes on all day and all night... all they…

Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa An Ethnographic expedition lost in the Sub-Saharan Africa. The head of expedition, a prominent Russian scientist, Artem Pizdobolov, have bad news and good news to tell his comrades. First the bad news, he said. We run out of food and water. There left only camel's dung. Tell us a good news fellow travelers asked in desperation. The good new is that we have that camel dung in abundance.

I just made up a joke. Knock knock... Who's there? A mister. A mister who? A mister rains down in Africa. ... works better if you say it out loud.

A joke my friends love to hear from me. I hope you enjoy it as well. A white guy, a black guy, and a Mexican are walking down a beach together and stumble across a magical genie lamp. They rub it and genie comes out and tells them that each of them have one wish. So the Mexican guys say I want all the Mexicans in America to be back in Mexico and happy and rich. So POOF all the Mexicans are gone in Mexico happy and rich. The black guy than says I want all the black people to be back in Africa and…

Read my jokes 1. I like those waterless toilets. Or as Africa calls them. Buckets. 2. Coathangers must always be warm. 3. There's no lawns in space so lawn gnomes would just be gnomes. 4. I was really high for like 2 hours then I heard a voice say 'we'll be landing in 10 minutes' 5. I didn't finish school. The only degree I got is from a thermometer. I almost scored 100 though! 98.6 6. My gf has a nice butt chin 7. I want to order delivery pizza to my mobile home and have them chase me all over …

I was given some financial good news today. The child I sponsored in Africa has been mauled to death by lions. for more sick jokes visit sickipedia.org.

[Long Joke] A newlywed couple wanted to go on their honeymoon... but both of them being very busy at their jobs, they got a call to have emergency meetings at different places of the country. They decided that they will make arrangements for the resort at Africa for them to reach there after their meetings. However, the husband's meeting was planned to end one day before the wife was finished, so they decided that the husband would stay there for one day and wait for the wife. Everything went as…

If only Africa had more mosquito nets... We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS

I grew up in Africa. During the summers, we just had balloon fights.

Rocco - Boondock Saints Theres a mexican, a black guy and a white guy.. a geenie agrees to grant them each one wish.. the mexican asks for all of his people to be happy and in mexico. so POOF.. the wish is granted. the black guy asks for all of his people to be happy and back in africa. POOF.. the wish is granted. the geenie finally goes up to the white guy and says, ""what will your wish be?"" the white guy says,""you mean to tell me that all of the blacks and mexicans are out of the country?""…

A black guy, a mexican guy, and a white guy... are walking along the beach when one of them kicks a magic lamp and a genie pops out. ""I will grant each of you one wish"", says the genie. The black guy says, "" I wish all my african american brothers were back home in africa and living happily."" ""It is done"", says the genie. The mexican says, ""I wish for all my mexican american brothers to be back in mexico and living happily."" ""It is done"", says the genie. The white guy asks, ""So all th…

Not sure the origin of this but I heard it recently So there's a black guy a Mexican guy and a bigot sitting on a park bench, the black guy finds a genie bottle, rubs it and genie comes out and says ""thank you so much for freeing me! Ill give you each any wish you want!"" The black guy says ""I want me and my African brothers all to be in peace back in Africa."" So he disappears and lives in peace in Africa. The Mexican says ""I want all my fellow Mexicans to live in peace in Mexico"" so he dis…

Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa""

Data plan Use your whole data plan every month. Remember that there are children in Africa with no data plan.