Not sure the origin of this but I heard it recently So there's a black guy a Mexican guy and a bigot sitting on a park bench, the black guy finds a genie bottle, rubs it and genie comes out and says ""thank you so much for freeing me! Ill give you each any wish you want!"" The black guy says ""I want me and my African brothers all to be in peace back in Africa."" So he disappears and lives in peace in Africa. The Mexican says ""I want all my fellow Mexicans to live in peace in Mexico"" so he disappears. The bigot says ""so the blacks are all in Africa and the Mexicans are all in Mexico right?"" Genie says ""yup"" so the bigot says ""ill have a diet Pepsi""