A black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white hillbilly are the only survivors of a plane crash in the Nevada desert. As they attempt to walk back to civilization, they come across a genie lamp. The genie pops out and offers to grant them each one wish. The black guy steps forward and says ""My people have been enslaved for centuries and oppressed for all of our history. We are treated like second-class citizens and people always assume the worst of us. My wish is that all black men, women, and children, return to Africa so we can be free of this oppression!"" The genie nods and *poof* the black man disappears. The Mexican, nodding, says ""My people, too, have been oppressed! We are also seen as second-class citizens by many Americans. We work long hours for slave wages and our culture is attacked! I wish all Mexican men, women, and children would return to Mexico where we can create a better life free of oppression!"" The genie nods and *poof* the Mexican man disappears. The white hillbilly looks around and asks the genie ""So all blacks and Mexicans have left the country?"" The genie nods. ""I wish for a diet coke.""