Pepsi Jokes

Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi.

I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated.

You can now buy "throw back" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?

"Excuse me waiter, can I have a fork?" "Is Pepsi okay?"

"is Pepsi ok?" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny

waiter: "what drink would you like" me: " l " waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: "is pepsi okay"

You're the Pepsi of people. Some people like you, but they're wrong.

I don't mind when a waitress says, "Is Pepsi fine?" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying

"Is Pepsi OK?" - World's worst drug dealer

Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi

I chug everything I drink just so people can't say I have a problem with alcohol. So you're telling me I have a problem with Pepsi too, mom?

Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not

What can I get you to drink? "Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please [In kitchen, to manager] I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?

Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn't matter. It's all good. But a Pepsi drinker...

[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*

"Goodnight moon." *Moon takes out one earbud* "No, Pepsi is not ok."

The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers

Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi.

I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.

[restaurant] WAITER: And to drink? ME: I'll have a coke and a pepsi. WAITER: Is pep...um...Is cok...ok...Is...I...what.. *waiter spontaneously combusts*

I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda.

Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*

I taught my 4yo how to spell 'beer' so he'll stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge.

Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.

[1st date] Her: I love quail Me: Omg me too! H: Love Cher M: Omg me too! H: Love men Me: Omg me too! H: Love Pepsi M: WTF is wrong with you?