I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated.

You can now buy "throw back" Pepsi with real sugar. Where can I find throw back Coca-Cola with real cocaine?

Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi.

The dumb 'pretend' game Two simple minded men are trying to amuse themselves because they are bored. One says to the other... ""Oh ! I know. Let's play a game of 'Pretend' !"" The other one not knowing what was the game asked what he had to do... ""Simple !"" said the other. ""I will 'pretend' to be a Butcher in a shop and you come in as a 'pretend' customer and 'pretend' to buy something. The guy playing the customer part says ""Ok, lets do this !"" He turns around while the Butcher 'pretends' …