[restaurant] WAITER: And to drink? ME: I'll have a coke and a pepsi. WAITER: Is pep...um...Is cok...ok...Is...I...what.. *waiter spontaneously combusts*

Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt.

A man goes into a restaurant and orders coke. The waitress asks, ""Is Pepsi ok?"" The man sighs. ""Well, she is still a little banged up from the accident, and she might never be able to fully bend her fingers or live unattended, but the doctors think she'll pull through alright."" ""That's great to hear."" Said the waitress. ""I'll bring out your coke.""

A board boy sitting in restaurant and taking drinks. Oneday, Jimmy was bored sitting in a restaurant in front of a Pepsi bottle. Just later his friend Jekko came and drink the Pepsi. He said, hello you so board, why? Jimmy said, bad luck today. In the morning my girlfriend broke relationship with me unknown reason. My car faces unknown problem, that's why I reached office late. That's why my boss fired me from the job. The whole I'm frustated and decided to suicide and mixed poison in the bottle…