Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train. ""The next train is in one hour"" said the stationmaster. The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink; Blake had a Pepsi. Again they heard a whistle rushed out and discovered the train pulling away. ""Next one is sixty minutes from now!"" said the stationmaster. An hour la…

When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.

A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.

Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course.